Shia Labeouf for interview magazine november 2014


Photography CRAIG MCDEAN

Man come on look at this nigga!!

I’d suck the spirit outta his dick. Have that shit sparkly clean like it was cleansed with pure black soap. Have that nigga whole body numb walkin around with phantom limb n shit. Have that nigga rethinking how to do his taxes.

I don’t give a fuck. Shia is papi



turns out you’re wrong, sherlock holmes. i don’t do any kind of farming or professionally take care of dogs or anything you said. i threw on all this shit to see which and how many wild assumptions you’d make about me from one random glance, like an asshole. and you did. you made so many assumptions about my life just by taking one look, you asshole. here’s an assumption for you: sherlock holmes is a huge jackass